Traditional Jokes On St. Patrick's Day

Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, the luck of the Irish to you all!

Everyone can't be Irish on St. Patrick's Day, someone has to drive.

Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig but long enough to cover your lucky charms—Happy St. Patrick's Day!

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more and nothing but happiness come through your door.

For each petal on the shamrock this brings a wish your way—good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day.

Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

A: To get to the pot of gold

Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied?

A: A rainbow!

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

19. Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Irish!

Irish who?

Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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