Getting Into Heaven

Things To Do First When you Get Into Heaven

Repent.

Ask for forgiveness.

Check under your robes to see if you're wearing underwear.

Find out where you're supposed to be.

Ask around for friends and family.

Check the roster to see if any enemies made it in.

See if the Creator is hosting a meet-and-greet.

Is there a suggestion box?

Where do you get the fancy sandals, the ones with the wings on them?

Who gives the harp lessons, or can I just sing in the Heavenly Choir?

My halo is dented, where can I file a complaint?

Getting Into Heaven

by Annmarie Throckmorton, copyright 2023