Nearing The End Of A MMORPG

Annmarie Throckmorton, M.A.

May 4, 2024

For half a year I have played the Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) called Avakin Life, and I have enjoyed myself immensely. But the thrill is gone. And having had to sidestep far too many awful interpersonal experiences in the game, when encountering players like Satan's Pretty Pet or YourWorstNightmare, how much more time should I waste? Someday soon I will play another, different online game, but I will miss chuckling at the foibles of other Avakin Life players (and my own), especially those who mistook it for a dating app.

In a game where everyone has a deceptive role to play, here is a hapless profile motto:

No Liars!

A hilarious counter-response avatar name is:

Best Liar.

My current avatar is Rosy Cosy